Friendship
by Cole Porter
If you’re ever in a jam, here I am
If you ever need a pal, I’m your gal
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail; I’m your bail
It’s friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot.
If you ever lose your way, came to May
If you ever make a flop, call for Pop
If you ever take a boat and get last at sea; Write to me
It’s friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit
Ours will still be it.
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire
If you ever lose your teeth and you’re out to dine; Borrow mine
It’s friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Ours will still be swell.
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise
lf they ever cook your goose, turn me loose
If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain; I’ll complain
It’s friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships go up in smoke
Ours will still be oke.
If you ever lose your mind, I’ll be kind
If you ever lose your shirt, l’Il be hurt
If you’re ever in a mill and get sawed in half; I won’t laugh
It’s friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgate
Ours will still be great.
If they ever hang you, pard, send a card
If they ever cut your throat, write a note
If they ever make a cannibaI stew of you; Invite me too
It’s friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick.
Copyright Cole Porter, 1939
I started a project for my 33 birthday documenting all my favorite records since the year I was born. Ideally I wanted to dj a set by picking one song from each year, but the task proved to be impossible. You can see I am still working on the list and I plan to make it a lifelong project. It is a fun project to do. You should give it a try.
1975
Another Green World – Brian Eno
Deluxe – Harmonia
Neu! ’75 – Neu!
Landed – Can
Young Americans – David Bowie
1976
Modern Lovers – Modern Lovers
The Ramones – The Ramones
1977
Heroes – David Bowie
Talking Heads: 77 – Talking Heads
Trans Europe Express – Kraftwerk
1978
The Cars – The Cars
Germ Free Adolescents – X-Ray Spex
The Man Machine – Kraftwerk
Parallel Lines – Blondie
Some Girls – The Rolling Stones
This Heat – This Heat
1979
The B-52s – The B-52s
Chance Meeting on a Dissecting Table of a Sewing Machine and an
Umbrella – Nurse With Wound
Entertainment! – Gang Of Four
Fear of Music – Talking Heads
The Pleasure Principle – Gary Numan
The Raincoats – The Raincoats
Unknown Pleasures – Joy Division
Eat to the Beat – Blondie
1980
Freedom of Choice – Devo
Double Fantasy – John Lennon & Yoko Ono
Sandinista! – The Clash
Kings of the Wild Frontier – Adam and the Ants
Autoamerican – Blondie
1981
The Beauty and the Beat – The Go-Go’s
Computer World – Kraftwerk
Deceit – This Heat
Duran Duran – Duran Duran
Freeze Frame – J. Geils Band
Non-stop Erotic Cabaret – Soft Cell
1982
Thriller – Michael Jackson
Avalon – Roxy Music
Complete Madness – Madness (greatest hits)
Rio – Duran Duran
1999 – Prince
Vacation – The Go Gos
Dexys Midnight Runners Come On Eileen
1983
Let’s Dance – David Bowie
War – U2
1984
Heartbeat City – The Cars
She’s So Unusual – Cyndi Lauper
Like a Virgin – Madonna
Stop Making Sense – Talking Heads
1985
Hounds of Love – Kate Bush
Hunting High and Low – a-ha
Psychocandy – The Jesus and Mary Chain
This Is Big Audio Dynamite – Big Audio Dynamite
1986
Atomizer – Big Black
Control – Janet Jackson
Licensed to Ill – The Beastie Boys
1987
Locust Abortion Technician – Butthole Surfers
Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me – The Cure
Kick – INXS
Bad – Michael Jackson
Jane’s Addiction – Jane’s Addiction
Escape From Noise – Negativland
Substance – New Order
Come On Pilgrim – Pixies
The Young Gods – The Young Gods
The Joshua Tree – U2
1988
Across the Universe – Laibach
Daydream Nation – Sonic Youth
Surfer Rosa – Pixies
The Lion and the Cobra – Sinéad O’Connor
The Land of Rape and Honey – Ministry
Kylie – Kylie
Nothing’s Shocking – Jane’s Addiction
101 – Depeche Mode
1989
Cosmic Thing – The B-52’s
Disintegration – The Cure
Technique – New Order
Like a Prayer – Madonna
Pretty Hate Machine – Nine Inch Nails
Bleach – Nirvana
Energy – Operation Ivy
Full Moon Fever – Tom Petty
Doolittle – Pixies
Mother’s Milk – Red Hot Chili Peppers
Tweez – Slint
The Stone Roses – The Stone Roses
Mind Bomb – The The
1990
Violator – Depeche Mode
Repeater – Fugazi
This Is Our Music – Galaxie 500
Confessions Of A Knife – My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult
I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got – Sinéad O’Connor
Nowhere – Ride
Taking Drugs to Make Music to Take Drugs To – Spacemen 3
Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic – The Sundays
Pod – The Breeders
1991
White Light From The Mouth Of Infinity – Swans
The Real Ramona        Throwing Muses
Spiderland     Slint
Gish   The Smashing Pumpkins
Whirlpool – Chapterhouse
Steady Diet of Nothing Fugazi
To Mother      Babes in Toyland
Blood Sugar Sex Magik  Red Hot Chili Peppers
Nevermind      Nirvana
Screamadelica  Primal Scream
Love’s Secret Domain – Coil
Unsane – Unsane
Goat – Jesus Lizard
1992
Swans – Love of Life
Selected Ambient Works 85-92 – Aphex Twin
Little Earthquakes -Â Tori Amos
Doppelgänger   Curve
Honey’s Dead   The Jesus and Mary Chain
Slanted and Enchanted  Pavement
Dry    PJ Harvey
Psalm 69: The Way to Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs  Ministry
Broken (EP)Â Â Â Â Nine Inch Nails
Fixed (EP)     Nine Inch Nails        Remix EP
1993
Tabula Rasa  - Einstürzende Neubauten
Extra Width – Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements – Stereolab
1994
Fracture / Tied (10) – Seefeel
Exile in Guyville   –    Liz Phair
Debut –  Björk
In Utero – Nirvana
So Tonight That I Might See – Mazzy Star
Angst – KMFDM
4-Track Demos – PJ Harvey
Muslimgauze (too many to mention)
Rid of Me – PJ Harvey
There Is No-One What Will Take Care Of You – Palace Brothers
1994
Selected Ambient Works Volume II – Aphex Twin
Live Through This – Hole
Evanescence – Scorn
1995
The Great Annihilator – Swans
Truth Is Born Of Arguments – Locust
To Bring You My Love – PJ Harvey
Further Down the Spiral – Nine Inch Nails
Post – Björk
Disco Volante – Mr. Bungle
1996
Soundtracks for the Blind – Swans
Ende Neu – Einstürzende Neubauten
Richard D. James – Aphex Twin
Endtroducing….. – DJ Shadow
1997
Telegram – Bjork
Dig Your Own Hole – Chemical Brothers
Ultra - Depeche Mode
Halim -  Natacha Atlas
Symbols - KMFDM
Come to Daddy  - Aphex Twin
All Music Has Come to and End – Cristian Vogel
1998
Mezzanine – Massive Attack
Is this Desire? – PJ Harvey
1999
To Venus and Back -Â Tori Amos
2000
Silence Is Sexy – Einstürzende Neubauten
2001
Ayeshteni – Natacha Atlas
2002
2003
100th Window – Massive Attack
2004
The Greater Wrong of the Right – Skinny Puppy
Scissor Sisters – Scissor Sisters
Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned- The Prodigy
I Com – Miss Kittin
Rêves Mécaniques – The Hacker
Franz Ferdinand – Franz Ferdinand
Wet From Birth – The Faint
Flora & Fauna – Dominik Eulberg
76/77 – Cobra Killer
Plays Love Songs – Burnt Friedman
Casting Shadows – Wolfsheim
2005
Shadows and Dust – Lene Lovich
Supernature – Goldfrapp
Spirituals – Flanger
Odyssey – Fischerspooner
New World Observer – Deadbeat
Push the Button – The Chemical Brothers
Silent Alarm – Bloc Party
Nouvelle Vague – Nouvelle Vague
2006
Someone To Drive You Home – The Long Blondes
Colleen Et Les Boîtes À Musique – Colleen
2007
And Their Refinement Of The Decline – Stars of the Lid
Shrewd, Selfish Scarlett: A Complicated Heroine by Karen Grigsby Bates
Totally interesting NPR story that I heard today about one of my favorite (complex) characters of all time.
Necessary evils: Whether plotting a conquest at a picnic or engineering a comeback from poverty, Scarlett O’Hara (Vivien Leigh) had no qualms about doing what it took.
In mourning: Scarlett broods while Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) woos.